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Monday, November 10, 2008

I SOUND LIKE A MAN =S

Sigh. My throat is really bad... really really bad...
Major sigh.. and I have no idea why. Maybe too much
heaty stuff already... =S Grr.. Down with cough and sorethroat.
and muscle ache. ROAR..

Sunday, November 9, 2008

So many things happened.

Woke up for church at like 8.30am.. got a ride to church =D Didn't have to walk.
Sat with frederick, mar, gab and mar's mother. =) I wore my cap to church today.
Somehow It didn't feel right..

Headed home cause my mom locked her self out. then settled down to read a book
before actually heading down to dance. GUESS WHAT? I was super early! Reached at 12.40pm.
Went to sit down near the steps where the bboys practised. Blarh. I didn't know they were
from tp. blearh. Stoned then joined by JC(I really dunnoe how to spell her name SORRY) Then.. because of the mozzies headed to the studio to stone... for like 15mins or so.. was supposed to stretch. I guess today was a little slacked in stretching cause didn't meet up before class and all..
I guess everyone was quite tired..


Dance started off with me dreading the body rolls and all.. CANT DO THEM FAST. I AM TRYING OK.. I look like a walrus doing the body roll especially if I do it smooth... ROAR I think pankun can do better than me! Smart monkey that pankun!

Then I started to enjoy the groove segment. I guess today I didn't hold back. It was tiring cause I didn't hold back. but it felt great after =))) Felt really tired after... Didn't have to stay back for remedials but stayed back anyway. Cause I feel that there is always room for improvement. GOSH WE learnt the first two steps of armwave. OMG its a different technique from the one i learnt from youtube. Well basically the basics still there lar.. buttt... its different. ROAR.. KK FORGET THE YOUTUBE ONE!! REMEMBER THE NEW ONE I LEARNT TODAY! time to train those arms!!!


After that decided to just hang around and chill .. basically wasnt doing much. Just camwhoring and stuff.. trying this trying that. Went shopping after.. Basically that was the plan lar.. but didn't do much shopping... hms... AFter that home.. PS is boring. =(


OHOH.. 14th more days!!! I don't know if I should be excited or not. I have dance on the 23rd. I think. =S

Friday, November 7, 2008

Can you believe it?

Even with 0 cents in my pocket I still managed to spend money in school!
bought two tp round neck shirts and some snacks and personal stuff..
haha tp bookstore having 30% off everything mah.. =D Good deal!
Must grab!! huat arh...

I decided to blog..

What a week I had! Haven't really practised much for dance. Busy with school and all... Hope all goes well...

16 more days to the most important day in the year! well for me at least.

I wonder what is going to happen or if anything is going to happen.
OHOH I AM GOING ICE SKATING WITH RUIWEN ON 21st!
OMG LAR finally convinced her to go. TEEHEE. =D SUPER HAPPY LAR..

I cant wait to ice skate again. I guess its the thrill.. and I love the cold. =)

OMG. I pakaoed 2 games last night with ky willie, yh, james and fireacer.
OMG PLEASE we have been training the wrong mode from hols! haha..
We/I am uber noob at AP. roar. next hols going to train! Actually my techie is
quite okay for ap. but then again. THATS ONE DAMN HERO ONLY! ROAR...

Been viwawa-ing more often then pakaoing. I guess (quote kenneth) "dota can
get quite boring" =( Oh wells... Waiting for commskills to start. it starts at 2.30.
till 3pm then its home sweet home. Where I can like erm... practise dance and slack *cough* *cough* I mean do homework. (Ok Ok stop rolling your eyes already!0.O I don't roll your eyes back then u know =D)

Oh I have 0 cents in my wallet now. haha and there is no UOB atm in school. THANK GOD for NETS.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Happy Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUGENE LOW!!!


Hope you have a PINK 18th birthday!

Hello blogger.


One picture before I sleep.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

New things.

I got a new equation.

LET ME TEACH U THE EQUATION.

3 hours of bcs= 3 hours of stoning.


Basically I want at least ONE HOUR of my life back.
The teacher spent 1hr teaching what majority of the class including me have
done at home. I was so pissed.. Really..


Econs on the other hand was really interesting. Gosh.

Tmr school starts at 9am. No motivation.
3 lectures to attend.. Public speaking, OB then BCS.
That means 4 hours of lectures tmr. Then commskills
discussion. My learning issue is hard. really hard. =(

Pakaoed one game on bnet with the usuals...
Was quite pissed so i guess it was an outlet for me to vent my frustrations.
Ended up laughing quite badly.. Which is kinda good..


Oh yea i got my track pants already! and there is a new TV
in the living room since the TV died today.
RIP OLD TV! Not that I watch tv anw. haha..


This blog post is nonsense. Pardon the nonsensical punctuations and bad grammer.
I am not thinking correctly. Resultant of 3 hours of BSC

Monday, November 3, 2008

BAH. SCHOOL TMR.

Looking forward to the weekend already.
Even though its monday. =S

WAH IM LIKE SPAMMING BLOG posts!!!
Suddenly had this urge to blog again. hahahaha...
and the rip doesnt count =S OH wells...........


Here is my version of confi camp as a facilitator.


Day 1:
Ended school at 4pm. Rushed home and reached home at 5pm. Rushed to do all the blindfolds for nightwalk and all. Was praying really really hard. I had to finish 60 blindfolds in less then an hour. With god's grace I managed to finish it in 30mins. Then rushed down to cayc. Met mar on the way and gab. We were late cause we decided to grab finger food from hougang mall. Thank goodness we reached CAYC by 7pm! =S

Briefing.. haha facils were a distraction =X esp eugene's zao sia singing... erk.. ahhaha. make everyone laugh like mad...

Ice breakers were really sad.. Cause of the time limit and I guess everyone wasn't really warmed up yet.. Not really enthu enough. =S

Then came the session for brother collin. Then facils went down to discuss nightwalk... Yeaps... and all.. Ok hahhahahahahahaha....

after nightwalk was letter writing and all.. yeaps.. debrief for them. and debrief for facils. Unfortunately the night was still young for the sec 2s and sec 3s.. I went to read a book in the activity room where we slept while... the rest went downstairs/outside for supper etc.. Hms... Slept at 4am? Kept waking up at intervals. Had trouble sleeping on the bed cause it was TOO SOFT. One period in time I was sleeping on the floor till it started raining and i started shivering...


Day 2:
Woke up at 6.45am.. Gosh... trooped down for breakfast... Hms... after breakfast was sessions for starwars and so on. hahah. session one watching clips from the star wars movie. I fell asleep halfway. So did aaron. haha. and many other kids. I THINK YODA IS CUTE =) Nobody on my blog is allowed to object to this! wahaha.. FYI. I never watched star wars before.. anyway did the sessions and all. half way clement and david came. Really funny.. then teabreak... was cutting up plastacine and all which i strongly refuse to touch. hahaha... then after that was station games... What I did basically was fill up waterbombs and erm.. throw water on them?? hahah. and I disturbed an ants nest. Got so freaked out.. Some aunty came out and scolded us. Felt really emo after that.. Then i emoed a while. hahahahahhaha... damn funny. I sat there and emo-ed while the kids went to bathe..


Then facils went to bathe! WOOHOO. FELT SO CLEAN!! then bbq.. I guess we let the guest and kids eat first loh. Then ended up eating ermm only the sting ray, chicken wings and pizza. woohoo. shiosk enough for me! =P

The night ended with discussion for amazing race and all.. o.o went to mar's hse to print the amazing race map. thanks to aunty daph who sent us in the car... and after that when we reached back to cayc WE (me, mar, eugene, aloy and gab he played halfway) PLAYED BRIDGE! SHIOSK. ALOY is pro lar. make me kan jiong only. -.-''' THANKS. hahaha... damn funny lar I quite noob at bridge also.. hahahha.... then went up at 1am.. omg lar.. Mar and me were so scared.. different reasons... my heart was freaking thumping lar... ended up running all the way to the activity room(bedroom) Then opened the door first thing we saw was ben and aloy.. Got a bit shocked lar.. Ok i think I am a fraid of the dark when I am not in a crowd also. I think lar I saw something I shouldnt have seen lar. Because of that... I couldnt sleep till 2.30am/3am...

Day 3.
WOKE UP AT 6.50am... then packed up all... yeaps yeaps.. then they began to walk there. hahha 1/4 of the way there aunty daph decided to drive over so i walked back to cayc with her and got a lift. hahahhahaha.. smiley face was like WTH?? hahahaha. mar was like no wonder u disappear half way..

Mass homily was boring. I fell asleep... I don't wish to comment on the church. yeaps..

AMAZING RACE!! I was station master for station 3 ping pong challenge!! O.O huat arh... Then like around 11.30 I rushed to the mrt station then... met smiley face at kovan! Then took the same train with them. They alighted at potong pasir while I headed to city hall to meet esther and eileen. =)))

yeaps... Thats the end of MY version of confi camp.

confi camp

DISCLAIMER: I AM RIPPING THIS FROM KENNETH's BLOG.
AND HE IS IN MY GROUP! =D YAY. smiley face!




BACK.
from church camp(:

IT WAS DAMN FUN MAN.
SERIOUSLY!

haha. initially i didnt know what to expect!

on day 1, we all assembled there and everyone was quite.. okay..
and we slept on mattresses that resemble gymnastic mats :O

first, we assembled in this air conditioned room and had a talk by Brother Collin Wee! DAMN FUNNY MAN! HAHA!

"this girl with two pony tails and a lot of hairclips and makeup approached me. the perfect ahlian man."
&
"some of these people drink too much HL milk."
"huh? HL milk got melamine?"
"no, drink HL milk will become Hao Lian. (boastful)"

LOL! totally not what you would expect from a religious. he's funny(:

next, we had to go for NIGHTWALK! haha!
we were all blindfolded and had to walk in a straight line with our hands on the person infront of us. while the blindfolds were on, they swapped the positions of some people so all i know was that angela was infront of me, aaron was infront of her and after some shouting and talking, maria was infront of him. behind me was natasha and behind her was dylan.

the sec 3s were damn noisy man! keep shouting and stuff, haha! and ben kept taking photos and the blindfolds were just strips of a black thrash bag with additional pieces of masking tapes to decrease the degree of transparency so we could still like, see the bright flashes of light and it was quite painfuk =.=

after that we had to write letters to our parents, thanking them and stuff, after which we went to have baths. after that it was time to sleep and this was where the REAL fun began. LOL.

soon after, WHEN NONE OF US EXPECTED IT, maria, carrying her guitar and with a few other girls walked past our dorm. soon later, they walked back the other way and we asked them what they were doing and she said she was trying to find a place to play, and so some of us guys decided to follow them (in my catechism class, contact/confrontation accross gender is 0. really, 0.) and we all ended up in the dining room with most of the girls from our class also there and we were just, kind of sitting around a table, talking. soon the facilitators came around with a bag of sweets and offered us some! (they said that they bought it coz it was halloween o.o) anyways, we ate the sweets and soon went back up.

before we knew it it was already 3.30~4am. LOL.
some of the guys went out again to go to the toilet while i decided to lie down and i fell asleep... at 4.30am the rest of the guys returned and told me they were playing uno downstairs. WAHLAO. i missed a lot of fun ):

anyways, that brought us to the end of day 1 (start of day 2 already, LOL)

the next day, i quote Aloysius, our catechism teacher,
"we start the day at 10. i mean 7.10."

LOL. joker sia. give us false hope ):

in the morning we went to watch certain parts of STARWARS (LOL!). the aim was to show us on how different people find their callings, e.g. why Luke Skywalker started on his precarious journey to defeat the empire.

after that, we did some GROUP DISCUSSIONS and AFTER that, we had to discuss+act stuff! my group did Noah's Ark so we had to reenact how God told Noah to build the ark and Noah bringing the animals onboard and everything.
it was.. fun(:

after that we had lunch, after which we played a game (my class)
the girls taught us how to play husband and wife o.o

its like, pretty hard to explain so i shall not even bother trying. LOL.
anyway, we had fun RUNNING AROUND,
after which we went for All Saints' Day mass at the air conned room again (Father Angel came :D)

he was really funny too!
he was like listing out names of Angels and Saints and asking us if we had any of their names, and when none of us had the name of Paul or Peter or Simon etc, he was like, NOWONDER YOU ARE LOST! your names do not come from Saints, therefore you have nobody to follow! look at me, i am Angel. (everyone laughs) let me aks you, who are your Angels?

Me: BEN! (our other catechsim teacher)

Fr. Angel: ben? ben is a cat! (everybody looks at ben and laughs, he gives an exasperated look) wasnt that in a michael jackson song?

LOL! everybody laughed like shit man :D

anyways, after that we played GAMES. seriously the games damn shit man.

Station 1
Task: drink a sip of water, swallow it, collect your saliva and SPIT on a candle in an attempt to put our the flame.
Twist: Somebody has to hold the candle.

WAHLAO EH. i was the first to try and i MISSED. then i volunteered to hold the candle then aaron tried and HIT MY HAND, then joven tried and he spit ALL OVER THE CHAIR+MY HAND. LOL. DISGUSTINGGGG. the worst thing is when the next group went (Dylan's group) THEY THOUGHT OF MAKING THE PERSON SPITTING HOLD THE CANDLE SO YOU WONT HAVE SOME ONE ELSE'S SALIVA ALL OVER YOUR HAND. WAHLAO. why didnt i think of that.

Station 2
Task: split your group into 2 teams of 4 and play Air Soccer. it is a game where a tennis ball is placed in the middle of a table and the two teams each pick a side and are supposed to BLOW the ball over the opponent's side of the table.
Twist: the table is covered in flour which WILL get into your eyes/face/body.

Station 3
Task: there are 3 plates full of flour with only ONE gummy bear hidden in ONE pile of the flour. use only your face (no blowing) to find the flour.
Twist: THEY LIED. THERE WAS NO GUMMY BEAR!

my face was REALLY covered in flour man.

Station 4
Task: attempt to take a bite out of an apple in a bucket full of water.
Twist: as many of your group members as possible have to do it.

actually it was quite crap, and the facilitator didnt really care if we bit the apple so it was more like dunking our faces in water.

Station 5
Task: using only your HAIR, get as much water from 1 bucket to the other bucket (estimated 7-10 metres away)

sadly, due to time constraints, my group didnt get to do this.

Station 6
this was a mass game, meaning everybody, regardless of whether you're sec 2 or 3 have to do this together. basically, everyone had to stand in a circle and pass a strin through your shirt (through one armhole out the other).
Twist: the string has been soaked in a mixture of water, coffee powder and i dont want to know what else (it looked like a pail of mud to me).

THAT WAS DAMN DISGUSTING MAN!
worse, the facilitators kept getting their hands dirty in the coffee/water/mud/whatever concoction and running around dirtying people's shirt/face/arm/anything. however Dylan and i took a different approach! when the facilitator came towards us with menacing looks and hands full of WHATEVER SHIT IT WAS, we went up to hug the facilitators, getting our shirts/arms/faces really dirty before going on to "spread the love" to the rest of our classmates. LOL!

Station 7
this was the last game!
it was WATERBOMBS! haha!
basically, each group had to appoint a king to stand on a chair and the aim of the game was for each team to try to keep their king as dry as possible/make other kings wet. well, i didnt get to THROW any water bombs, but i blocked 6 or 7 bombs from hitting John, our king, and it felt damn refreshing man. esp. after the mud and everything. LOL.

after that we got hosed down (until the auntie came and scolded us for wasting water) then went to bathe.

after that was the barbecue!
haha, okay so i didnt actually eat any of the barbecued food o.o
i only ate the hokkien-mee-like thing and otahs o.o (squeezing into a crowd to fight for chicken wings isnt really my thing)

after that we played UNO again(:
FUN! haha.
natasha was sitting beside me and i tell you SHE GOT NO INTEGRITY MAN. KEEP TRYING TO SCREEN.

anyways, after uno we had to clean up the dining room and then we had a brief briefing before free time.

we all went back to our rooms first before having more fun (the girls wanted 15 minutes to pack) then we went to play TRUTH or DARE.

it was quite lame la actually, LOL!

Dares
most memorable was definitely JOSHUA KISSING FELICIA (cheek only la) LOL!
next was Dylan doing the Catwalk!
then i had to belly dance zzz..
then joven went to pole dance a tree.
then adriel said "i love you" to aaron and kissed him on the cheek. LOL.

the best truth was actually
BRENDA!
she picked truth and i asked "do you REALLY LOVE BEN?!" (our catechism teacher who was sitting behind us)
brenda shouted "YES I REALLY LOVE BEN! ben i love you!"

then he was like WHAT?

me: eh! you chose truth leh, not dare!

ben: HUH? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
LOL.

after that we played another round of husband and wife!

playplayplay,runrunrun, SOON IT WAS ALREADY 1150!
so we all decided to take a break and some choose to bathe.

at around 1210, we guys were sitting there, eagerly anticipating the girls to come find us (NOT THAT WE WERE LAZY, WE WERENT ALLOWED IN THEIR DORM! and they were only strongly discouraged from ours D:)

sadly they didnt come ):
somehow, when you sleep at 4.30, for 2.5 hours on the first day,
sleeping at 1, for 5 hours seems really lame.

anyways, we were so bored we eventually fell asleep ):

on day 3 (today)
we had AMAZING RACE all the way back to church after morning service at Our Lady of Nativity.
okay.. kind of tired so i shan't blog about it today (i know this post is uber long too :D)

funfact:
there's a kenneth (me), dylan and joshua (my 2 good friends) in my class.
in the sec 3 class, there's a kenneth dylan and joshua as well. LOL.

LATERS PEEPS!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

picture post.


HERE IS A SHOT OF US BEFORE CLASS.
SUPPOSED TO BE WARMING UP.





my two favourite pictures of the weekend.






DANCE session? DURING BEFORE AND AFTER.




















































confirmation camp---> No chronological order.



during BBQ



during BBQ



while they were having family time downstairs.
I WAS DOING THIS. THANKS MAR FOR
taking the photo. =)



sry upsidedown lazy turn




me and MAR!!


bbq

ice breakers.


eugene's unglam/zilian photo with the memo pad.

Tired.

Confi camp was great.



DANCE was even better. Even though I was really really tired this time round cause you know you don't really get to sleep much during camp esp with the sec 3s and 2s. =S I'm really happy cause Bryan said can see that i improved a lot for the neck isolation =DDD YAY. But hehe I am still rather slow for the wave o.o People nvr sleep u see.



After dance we went to makan. Cause I didnt makan since morning.. so makan-ed around 4ish.. and walked around and all.. THANK YOU esther and eileen for pei-ing me to go buy cap =D


nice nice? TMR THEN BLOG ABT CONFI CAMP =X

Friday, October 31, 2008

Really no comments.

I'm off to camp later. screw it.
havent been eating right these few days..
been eating like morsels.
like for one day its just a curry puff, a piece of bread
then dinner is just rice plus veg.

I crashed psycho. lecture today. I don't take psychology though.
It was quite interesting and yet boring at the same time. ended up falling asleep.


Dance on sunday. Haven't really stretched much.
Cause been chionging all my proj research and homework
by yesterday night cause I'll be off to camp this weekend.
Yeap I'm a facilitator. I hope I wouldnt be tired.


I hate people who are so unsensitive.
And really I believe what Goes around comes around.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

25 more days.

Till I am seventeen. =) Decided to put up a wishlist to make life easier for my friends =D
Like you guys could like share presents or something if its too expensive =P hahahahahahaha....
Like I am really attracted to the below items , I know it might not be possible to get the exact same shirts and all but something along that line would be great :D

MArk and spencers!!!
Mark and spencers! Yummy!



ROYCE CHOCOLATE!- WHITE!!! or DARK/BITTER =D








size: XL






The book of course =P








Size: XL








From bugis card shop or the one at raffles place..



selling bikes.







Size: XL ( I dont care if its a guy's shirt)






Could get me something similiar to this =D

or..





this is pretty cool as well. hahaha..


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I am super sunburnt. There was one point in time I resembled PIKACHU! you know those two red dots on its cheek. hahaha... toodles.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Like something I never had.

All I can think of is dance.

Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance


Dance makes me happy.

Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another

"We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams."


Dance lesson on sunday was promising. Lets keep on practising! We can do it! Our dance instructor actually spent extra time after class to answer questions and like to smoothen the techniques of the weaker ones in class. Kudos to bryan.. =)

Interacted a little with the class. Made a new friend =D Who is one year younger than me, she is so flexible lar! Shes like born naturally flexible!!! I'm super jealous. =P We went to recap the steps and all for a while then headed our seperate ways.

The aftermath of lesson was not as bad as the first one. We are improving!! Yay.

I headed to walk to ps to buy a bit of stuff.. Then took train home. MET my brother on the train. hahaha... then went home together. Went to read book.. then i fell asleep at 6pm. I was so tired luh. Cause I didn't sleep the night before. Then i woke up at 2.30am. The only part of me that aches is the back of my arm. Well its just aches a little. I feel good =) I don't know lar Dance makes me happy. =D

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Oh sunny sunda.

I watched Highschoolmusical-3rd movie on friday night. The movie we caught was at 11.30am. O.O The movie was pretty much okay, considering the fact that I didn't have any expectations for it. Really liked a few of the songs. We played around in the shopping mall for a while. Then the Security Guard came and chased us away.. hahaha.. But It was kinda fun I guess.. Hms.. After that tooked the night bus to boonkeng. Then stayed over at mar's house loh. hahaha... omg lar expensive nightbus! $3.50! Roar... But oh wells.. IF only there wasn't midnight charge. =S Hms.. practically slept the whole saturday away.... I am just rambling away.









[edited 27th oct. PEEKTURES!]




yay garfield!












=D






now you know why we were chased away. hahahaha...

Saturday, October 25, 2008

I'm currently at marianne's house and I just finished pakaoing with Eugene, ky and gab. I am going to try to sleep now. Nights

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Tired.

I am uber tired. =(
Sociology tutorial was fine. socio lecture was a different story. the lecturer was so long winded. T.T Public speaking was a little intimidating but very fun. And I made 5 new friends in public speaking class already! =D And 2 new friends from Sociology!! yay. The question is, to pakao or not to pakao. ahahhaha... oh wells.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

A personality quiz

I did this quiz on paper from mar's blog so now im gonna translate it to text online.

but im gonna censor the most impt person question. =)



Imagine urself walking in the forest. You are not alone. Who are u with?
*****


While walking you see an animal. What animal did u see?
A Dog


What did u do to the animal?
Hug the dog


Later on u chance upon a clearing and u see ur dream house there. How big is ur dream house?
Castle


Is it fenced up?
Yes, I imagined it to have gates.


U enter the dining room. What do u see?
Food. A feast for a king


What did u do to it?
Pick it up


U start walking again and reach a pool of water. What kind of pool is it?



What did u do to cross it?
Walk around it.




if u wanna do the quiz... DONT READ WHATEVER THATS BELOW THIS.
cause those are the true meanings behind ur answers(:







The explanation
The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition.
A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
The durability of the material with the cup is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your relationships.
The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
=.=

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Another colour thingy..

Choose your favorite color.
Brown

Red

Yellow

Black

Blue

White

Grey

Pink

Green

Purple

Orange

No color preference






Analysis

Red: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

Yellow: If you or your partner tend to flavor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

Pink: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease and to promise more than they intend to deliver. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg. [I chose pink and i know a guy who likes pink! =D ]

Purple: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.

Black: A good many people will choose black as their favorite color, without really thinking about the question. They are moody and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times.

Green: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. A man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

Orange: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm - but they put on a good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on their partner's back.

Brown: If you or your partner love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep and sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue are very important to lovers of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

Grey: The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything - including color - so they choose a noncommittal shade. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with. When grey marries another grey, the marriage is a match made in heaven.

Blue: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate - never seeking outside interests.

White: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems obscene. To make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act.

No Color Preference: Most people claim they haven't a favorite color and go on to claim it's black, but that's very rare. Try this, think of room painted in only one color. Walls, ceiling, floor and furniture. If you had to stay in it for a few minutes, what color would you like it to be? Now go back to the colors.

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